PATIENT: Dr. Freud, last night I had the strangest dream. Would you like to hear it?
FREUD: Certainly. I get paid by the hour.
PATIENT: You were in it, Doctor. And you were wearing my clothing.
FREUD: (puffs cigar) I see.
PATIENT: Well, first you were wearing my fishnet stockings and garter belt.
FREUD: Hmmmm. Go on.
PATIENT: And when you took off your jacket, you were wearing my corset! Is there something wrong with me? Am I going to be all right?
FREUD: I wouldn't be too worried, Mr. Sapperstein.
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